I am Meiding, just a normal guy who has nothing in special
My life is normal too, with boring things keep repeating everyday
I want to become a superman who can save the world
but I can't fly
and don't have the gut to wear the red underwear like that
I dream of a gangster life like in Infernal Affairs film
but now carrying guns is illegal
So at the end of the day, Meiding is still a very normal Meiding
I can be a little bit quirky but never feel sad or be desperated
I laugh most of the time
My biggest dream is to become rich in short time
That's why I buy lottery tickets everyday
This is the story of my life
that I want to tell you all
Hey, classmate, are you in 502 too?
Yah, that's right
Then we will be roommates from now on
I am Li Ming
Ah, I'm Maiding
According to my judgement, this guy looks like an otaku
How old are you? I'm 19
Everyday he spends most of the time on computer doing things and stuff
I'm 17 Wow, so young
But in general, he is a good guy
So what will my life in this university turn into?
Still no luck today, wonder why I had those kind of stupid dreams
Hey, are you roommate with Li Ming?
Yeah
You guys was watching porn again last night, right?
No?
I don't care but it was really late and you turned the volume so loud
I could not sleep
No, I didn't....
Ok ok classmate, masturbation too much is not good for your health
just be more careful, ok?
Li Ming, stop watching dirty stuff. Open the door
Maiding, what are you yelling for?
Sorry, wrong room
What?
Maiding, can I ask you a favor?
Why should I help you?
If you help me, then all these lottery tickets are yours
What do you want?
Very simple
Some fujoshi chicks of mine want to know if An Ziyan likes boys or girls
fujoshi?
Yes, fujoshi
Just that?
Yes, just that
Ok
Hey, wait
Put them on the table
Only when you give me the answer, then you can have them
Hey, classmate, wait
I have a question
Huh?
Do you like boys?
Hey, don't misunderstand
I don't fall for you
Someone asked me to ask you that
I haven't said anything yet
So do you like boys or girls?
I
AM OK WITH BOTH
Eh, why do you like men?
Hey, wait
Is it because when you take their clothes off, you recognize that 'part' just the same as yours,
it makes you feel close to them, therefore you love them too, right?
Are you crazy?
An Ziyan, your taste is very hardcore, you know?
How it's going?
Quickly, say it
An Ziyan said he had no interest in boys
No way
Are you sure?
Of course
he said that by himself
It seems like those fantasies of your fujoshi chicks cannot become true
Then I can have a chance with those girls
Look at yourself again, dude
What did you just say?
I....
Bad mouth bad mouth you fool
Eh?
Where are my lottery tickets?
Ask your dinosaur, he ate them all
Eh, you....
Classmate, can I use the toilet?
No
Classmate, can I use the bathroom?
Noo
Classmate
No
Classmate, some sympathy for this person, please?
I said no
Hey, wait, wait
How can you treat your kind, sweet neighborhood like this, huh?
I dare you to crash my hand with that door
Why don't you move your hand?
I thought you wouldn't do it
Can I come in now?
Come then
There is an oinment jar in my room. Go and get it
Hurry up
So annoying!
Classmate, what are you looking for?
The oinment jar
The oinment jar?
Why?
You live alone here?
Let me do it
Let go of my hand
Hey, it hurts
Do you know how to do it?
Hurt, hurt, ouch. Can you be more gentle?
It'll hurt either way
It hurts, hurt
HURT
You're not gentle at all even it already swollen like this
So troubling, shut your mouth up
Yo, go back already?
So what? It's fucking hurt here
You are fast, take a bath already?
Of course the first time would hurt a lot
Eh?
What happened with your hand?
Nothing
I still remember that day when you cheated on me
I still remember that day when I left you and went away
But now, there is something wrong
I don't even know why there are butterflies in my stomach
or it seems like something is burning inside my heart
For the moment I see your smile once again
I know that my heart has already skipped a beat
Hey, An Ziyan
Hey
Oh my, the music is so noisy and you still keep saying hey hey hey
Why don't you let me sleep in peace, huh?
Just bring them back to my room, thank you.
I didn't say I would do that
My finger got hurt because of you. Can you just help me and bring them back to the dorm?
I helped you with the oinment, didn't I?
Hey, you called that help?
Wait for me
I'm going first
Eh, wait, wait...
Hey, Maiding, wanna have lunch together?
Not hungry, you go alone
Classmate, wanna have lunch together?
No
Come on, it's only lunch meal
You're so damn annoying
If you get to know me better, you will understand I'm not that annoying
Maiding, haven't you said that you didn't want to have lunch?
Just not with you, dude
Should we share the money or the meal is on you?
Go to hell
Hey, what are you doing?
Do you really want to die?
Where the hell are you touching at?
How can I know where you put that thing in?
In your stupid head then?
Here, take this card
Hey, I guess you still know nothing about me, right?
Let me introduce myself
I am Maiding, male, single
17 years old, height: 1m88
Do you think I'm blind?
Eh, I'm a Gemini, parents still alive, hate cilantro
love caffee without sugar
hate bitter melon because it's bitter, very uncomfortable to eat
I am very optimistic, have strong will
My biggest dream is to become rich in one night
That's why I buy lottery tickets everyday. However...
How about you?
Hey
I am still a virgin
Don't make me vomit
The reason why I want to be friend with An Ziyan
is that I just want my life to be more exciting
Then in the future, I can tell all my grandchildren in confidence
that their grandpa used to have a bisexual friend, too
An Ziyan, you should be exhausted now, right?
An Ziyan, come on. An Ziyan, come on....
Good morning, everybody
Stand up straight!
Ready?
Everybody is here, right?
No hardworking, no strenuous
that mean you guys didn't try your best
Today
is the day you guys learn how to strengthen your will
Why are you laughing?
What's so funny?
What do you want?
Everybody, ready
Stand up straight
Head to the right
Back to the front
Look straight forward
No holding pants, understood?
No moving
Not feeling well?
If not then tell me, ok?
Feel tired? Just tell me then
No looking around
Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you ok? Maiding, Maiding?
Wake up. Bring him to the inffirmary
Feel comfortable, huh? It's afternoon already
Why are you here?
We just had a break, thought you haven't had lunch yet so I bought these things
The teacher said you can only absent this afternoon, not the evening
I'm going first
Why didn't you help me?
Aren't we buddy?
Sir, this guy stood in the wrong position.
Why are you staying there?
You are shorter. Go to the right
Li Ming
Did you steal my underwear?
Why the hell would I do that?
You think your underwear was made by gold?
Then where is it?
How can I know?
Maybe you flushed it down the toilet
No way
It's a squat toilet
Classmate, wait for me
Will you miss the teachers?
No
Then you will miss our memorable friendship during this military training?
No way
Right now you must feel very comfortable inside your pants right?
What are you saying?
I left that underwear inside my pants by accident
I'm wearing another one, not that.
Sponge Bob, how ridiculous it is
Stop it, I didn't choose it by myself, my mom bought it
Hello!
What? You can't go now?
How can you do this all in a sudden?
Please, go with me honey
Oh, Ok Ok
Uh, I know
Here, for you
2 tickets, who should I go with?
Liar
How about... you go with me?
Are you fucking kidding me? I don't watch movie with guys
Then who should I go with?
Liar, you are lying
You have An Ziyan, haven't you?
Classmate, wanna see a movie together?
Don't want to
Please, the movie is good
The Croods
So childish
I like the main character, very manly
Pervert
Go with me, please
Or else I will tell everyone that you are bi
Whatever
An Ziyan, open the door
An Ziyan, An Ziyan
An Ziyan, open up
Ok, I will go with you, but under one condition
Ok, what is it?
Don't bother me anymore
Let's go
It started
It's good, isn't it?
Let's go
Hey, what is your type of man?
I don't love men
What?
Didn't you say you are ok with both?
You believed in everything I said?
You fool, just go, or else we'll go back late
Everybody, be quiet. The class starts now
Our lecture today is about producers
What is a producer?
A producer is responsible for the whole plan of the project. Sometimes they also have to work with other business partners....
Thank you
My boyfriend and I have loved each other for a long time
But recently he seems very strange
I don't know if he had someone else beside me
We are not even in the same university.
I.....
Don't cry
I know but it makes me feel so upset, I couldn't hold it
That guy is not good for you
You shouldn't cry for him anymore
You will find a better one
It's none of your business
It's my stuff, I know what's best for me
You have no right to tell me what to do
You even told me I should fine another one. What the hell was that for?
I don't like you. Why don't you look at yourself then
You think you are that fucking good?
Anyone is ok except you
Hey
Still sad about that thing? Does it worth?
An Ziyan
Huh?
I'm really upset
Some people deserve to receive our consolation, some are not
You think everybody will appreciate your kindness?
This world is not that great, you know
Still wanna dream high?
Just live your life good, don't put pressure on yourself
Then why did you comfort me?
Who said that?
Gonna have lunch now
Where to?
Who told you to go?
Hey, don't be so selfish
Go away
Then how can I hear you?
Am I that ugly?
So ugly that you don't even want to look at me?
Just tell me the truth
Don't wanna. Just eat
It would be good if I were handsome like you
I could have a new girlfriend everyday
They would hang out with me and sleep by my side
You are not afraid of STD?
A guy like you don't understand what I'm thinking
I am like....
uhm... ya
the male version of Cinderella
My life is gloomy but there is no godmother helping me
I'm busy
Must go first
Oh...
Maiding
Do you really understand those fairy stories?
Just as I expected,
An Ziyan and his good looking has become very popular among other students
But the strangest thing is that the more cold-hearted he looks, the more all those girls fall in love with him
I am so friendly, so sociable like this but all I have is their ignorance
Classmate, your love letters
Why did you throw them away?
Don't wanna waste my time
What do you mean wasting your time?
It's about the social relationship between people too
If you keep behaving like this, you will cause trouble for yourself
It's none of your business
We are good friends
of course I am worry about your love life too
Maiding
Huh?
I have a girlfriend
Ah...
So you already have a girlfriend
Why don't you say soon?
She must be very hot
It's normal for a handsome guy like you to have a hot girlfriend
Then I'll go first
An Ziyan has a girlfriend
So what?
You can still have a chance with him
Long absent, soon forgotten
You fool
Why should I do that?
We are just friends
Friends?
Have you seen your own face when you look at An Ziyan?
It's like you wanna say
Oh, please hold me tight
Oh, please kiss me more
Oh, please open my legs wide
You stupid jerk, stop saying bullshit thing
An Ziyan and I?
Are you blind?
We are both guys, dude
I don't know if he's straight or not
at least I know I am
When I was watching AV, my little brother under here had erection too, you know?
Then can you tell me you don't have any feeling for An Ziyan?
Ah, I'm not talking about that kind of friendship feeling
How can I like him?
He is a guy
It's not funny at all
An Ziyan, you bastard
You are rich, so what?
You are handsome, so what?
You are...
Who are you railing against?
None of your business, go away
Hey, really?
Don't you have anything to say?
Ignore me? I'm talking to you
Why are you so angry? You crazy
I have neither gotten angry with anyone
nor have met such a bastard like you
An Ziyan
Why did I meet you?
Why did I pay attention to you?
Why did I make friend with you?
Why did I like you?
Why did you lie to me?
Why didn't you tell me you have a girlfriend?
Have you ever thought about my feeling?
Oh god
PERVERT
Maiding
Why are you avoiding me?
You fool
Let me go
Or I'll yell out
Yell my ass, you big lousy mouth
Isn't it because of what I said that night?
What did you say?
You didn't hear anything?
Hear what?
Why don't you say it early?
Let's go, my treat for today's lunch
I'm hungry
Tonight is Li Ming's birthday party
Li Ming invited some of his friends to a restaurant
Of course I was there too
And I soon realized that despite being an otaku, he had lots of female friends
I have no idea what girls nowadays are thinking
What exactly is their standard for boys?
A Ming, do you think An Ziyan will like me?
I'm more beautiful than other girls too
Yeah, our Zi Ruo is actually really good
You have no chance, girl
An Ziyan has a girlfriend
Let's drink together, shall we?
Don't flirt on me, I am no longer straight
Let's drink
Ok
Hey, today is my birthday
What the hell is that long face for?
Let me drink with you
(Maiding)
(I have a girlfriend)
Thank you everybody for coming here today
You're welcome
Be your friend is very miserable
Don't you know that?
I am....
Eh ehhhhh...
Uh, about this... It's late already, you guys should go home then
Do you need us to take him home too?
I think so. He is very drunk, cannot go by himself anyway
I'm ok
No need to. I'll call his relative to pick him up
You guys just go home first, ok?
Acha, it's enough
Keep drinking, come on....
Aizzz, enough
Stop! Right now
An Ziyan
Shut up
Wanna fight now?
Shit! Wake up, you drunk bastard
I'm not An Ziyan, it's Li Ming
Impossible
Li Ming is very ugly, but you...
Aizzzz, do you believe that I will leave you here?
No problem, hehehe....
Hello, Xiaoran?
Ah, can you go to room 501
and tell Ziyan that Maiding is in the restaurant nearby. He's really drunk
Uh, uh, that's right
Uhm, ok. Thank you, bye
Maiding, Maiding
I'm not drunk
Stop moving, stay still
Ok, I'm not moving
Good boy, good good
He is not here by my side.....
Who got him drunk like this?
He got drunk by himself
Get up now
Shit, don't make me angry
Who are you?
You wanna kill me huh?
Ya, so what?
Why are you angry with me?
I feel so dizzy
Serve you right
It's your fault, you bastard
So annoying, get in
Where are we going?
My house
Why am I so unlucky like this?
Never win a lottery before
Has God forgotten about me?
If not, then why haven't he helped me for once
so that I can finally have a good fortune
What do you need money for?
Lots of things
Travelling to Maldives, for example
buying a mansion
and doing a full gold teeth jewelery
Is that all?
But An Ziyan,
Even if I won the lottery and had to use all of the money
I'd definitely spend it on you, so that you could always stay by my side
You think I am that easy to buy?
But if it's not money
then I don't know how to make you stay with me
Sorry for bothering you
You don't have to worry about me
After taking a nap in the car, I feel better now
I will find a motel room
How can I let you stay in a motel room?
I know we are friends but you don't have to....
Stop pretending, I'm tired of hearing that
It really annoyed me
Are you a dead fish?
Why did you kiss me?
Satisfied? Take a bath
Where is the guest room?
Come here
What for?
Give me your first time
Talking dirty, have you no shame?
Didn't you said you like me?
You've known everything, still you lied to me?
What do you want? Making fun of me?
Uh, I like you
You can feel weird, disgusted or whatever
even you don't wanna be friend with me
I will still like you
You've already seen me as a joke from the beginning
I'm tired, I'm leaving now
You can't just come and go
What is it now?
What do you want?
Hey, gonna rape me?
IG@Boys_Love2
What are you doing?
Leaving, it'll be bad if your girlfriend see me here
She's studied abroad in America
Uhm...
So what are we now?
What do you think?
How can I know that?
As if you would agree with what I say
Just tell me then
I wanna be your boyfriend
Ok
You look handsome, many people like you...
... why choose me?
You look normal, no one likes you anyway....
...why can't I?
You are crazy!!!
He likes me
Is it real?
Does it make sense?
He's that An Ziyan
Why do I need to worry that much?
He still likes me anyway
Shit, lost again
Hey, Maiding
how was An Ziyan in bed?
What the hell are you talking about?
An Ziyan and I...
Stop denying, you should look at your slutty face right now
Don't worry, I'll keep it in secret
Don't you think it's weird to fall for a guy?
How weird? It's 2014 now, you stupid
So did you guys.... really do it????
Not even I slept with him but we are also going to have a date too
Are you sure he is serious with you?
I think so...
How about his girlfriend?
Yeah, how about her?
I'm the one who ask here, dude
I have no idea, too
You have no clue, then how can I know?
I forgot to ask An Ziyan
He won't play the "be on both sides of the fence" game, right?
Let me tell you this, you can have An Ziyan by your side is good enough
Don't worry about that chick
Just have fun with each other, ok?
I'm not that kind of person
I must ask him clearly
Men feel annoyed with people like you the most, you know?
Take that away
What are you doing?
Folding clothes, tomorrow is holiday, man
Holiday? What holiday?
The national independence day, 7 days off school
Don't tell me you don't remember that?
Oh shit, I forgot
No wonder why my mom told me to go home several days ago
I thought I could stay away from her for a few more days
How can you let your mom control you like that...
What are you talking about?
Ah, nothing. I said how can you have a good mom like that
Why standing here?
Waiting to have lunch together
It's what lovers usually do
What kind of attitude is that?
What now?
Pretending as if nothing has happened?
Whatever
From now on I warn you
I'm not the kind of guy who get dumped easily
As if no one knew that
Can you slow down a bit?
It's your problem, not mine
What the hell?
Why can't you be nice to me?
I want to warn you too
To you, I'll always be like this
Just fucking throw that away if you don't wanna
It'll be very wasteful
I thought you wanna eat that
Hey, we are in a relationship now
At least treat me a little bit more special
You can sit in front of me is special enough
What the hell is that so special about?
Hey, do you have any plans for the 7-day holiday?
No
Tomorrow I will take the 3-hour bus to go home, can you see me off?
Let me think
What else to think?
A lot
Is there anything more important than me?
A lot
There is something I have to say
What are you going to do with your girlfriend?
What's with her?
What do you mean "What's with her"?
You are kidding, right?
Apparently you're dating me now
and you still do this sneaky thing behind her back
It's not what a man should do
You don't have the right to say that
I'm not finished yet
if you still be a player like this
I think we should break up
My love for you is not that selfish
How determine you are!
Uhm
I just want you to love only me
I don't want to share our love with anyone else
Are you sure?
Uh
What are you doing?
Dump her
Hey, don't tell her I'm the one who stole her boyfriend, remember?
I don't know if she would come back from America, just to have a revenge on me
Angry women are very dangerous
Hello, how's it going?
Miss me already, my hubby?
Chessy
What's wrong with that?
You ruthless, still remember to call me huh?
You've only called me several time since I went to America
Xiaosi, let's break up
I think it doesn't matter if we break up or not
but this person want me to say it
Who is that person?
This person is Maiding
Male
An Ziyan, finally this day has come
You actually fall in love, and it's with a man
Shut up
What?
We just broke up and you no longer want to talk to me, huh?
Ah, I also have a few words for your Maiding here
Be careful or I will steal An Ziyan back
Before hanging up, let me call you my hubby one more time
We have been together for 4 years anyway, right?
Hubby my ass
So, that's it?
Didn't she said that you guys have been together for 4 years?
And just being dumped like that now?
She had no problem even when she knew that I was a guy
She is too kind to be honest
That's why she could become my girlfriend
Who is that?
It's me, open the door
Hey, I have to go now. Can you see me off?
Why is that so important...
Wake up
I won't go if you don't get up
Get up now!
Don't force me
Or else you'll regret it
The taxi is here, get in
Uh
Hey, I still don't have your phone number
Don't put your damn head out. Do you wanna die??
I came home for the holiday, yet you still make me do house chores
You guys are so unreasonable!
It's a child's duty to help their parents. Why are you complaining?
Hello, who's speaking?
You dumb ass, don't you know who is calling?
How can you know my number?
That night after we 'did' it
I saved your number when you were in the bathroom
'Did' what?
Can you use another fine word?
Ok, after we 'hooked up'
An Ziyan, you're doing it on purpose, right?
Beside 'did' and 'hook up', do you have anything more delicate to say?
Then after I 'fucked' you
I...
Hey, spare me some time tomorrow
For what?
Dating
Ok, tomorrow I will take the bus to your house, wait for me then
Ah, another thing...
Are you having a girlfriend?
Girlfriend? No, I'm not
Don't lie to me
You are an adult now, it's normal to have a girlfriend
I'm not that old-fashioned, you can tell me anything
No mom, really
Let me see her when you find a good one, ok?
I know
An Ziyan, where are we going?
Come and you will know
Oh, now you want to keep it in secret
What is it this time? Doing something dubious?
You don't have to suprise me
If the beginning and the ending are romantic enough, then it is ok for me
Health check is over there
2 tickets, please
Yes
Come over there, please
Why are you shaking? Just go
My lady, don't panic!!!
Don't want to, won't jump, don't wanna, don't wanna...
So noisy
Don't wannaaaa....
Get in the car
Can we call that a real date now?
So that was your real date, huh?
Not easy like that. I must reconsider..
Reconsider?
Good evening, sir. Please follow me in...
Can I take your order sir?
Beef ribs, please
The same as his, please
How do you want it to be cooked?
7-3 (Medium)
10-0
Just said Well done, why 10-0?
Thank you, please wait
An Ziyan, how old are you?
Why so late?
Travelling for several years
How rich you are!
Eh, then you got your car license after you came back here?
I have no license
No license?
You dare to drive without a car license?
Don't afraid getting in trouble?
Do I have to drink?
Why not?
Let me do it myself
I almost die today, thanks to you
Even though the restaurant is very nice and romantic
it can not console the pain that stays deep down inside my soul
Then just let it become a scar
What the hell?
Today I spent 3 hours on bus so that I can be with you
Are you regret dating a guy like me now?
You even dragged me to that damn place
Is your brain a turning table?
Talking non-stop all day
I don't need you to judge me
Hey, An Ziyan
It seems like you can do everything, right?
There is one thing I can't do
What is it?
Want to hear?
Uh
Come over
I can not hurt you
Eh, people may look at us
Eh, why is no one here tonight?
Tonight this place belongs to only you and me
Why are you here?
What does that mean?
Can't I come?
I'm going to get a driving license, I want you to teach me
What for?
Such guys like you are bad examples for this country
I can drive you to everywhere when I get one
You? An uke?
What do you mean? You're so patriarchal
No
Even if I beg you?
Doesn't matter
Later we're also going to move in together
It's too soon to talk about that
How about this?
You teach me to drive, I'll do the house chores in 1 month
I can hire a housekeeper instead
Beside that, in 1 month, you can 'do' me anytime you like
What are you doing?
Agreed!!!
What are you looking for? Wear seat belt, sit up straight
Pull the brake, turn the power on
What? Where is the brake?
That big one
Uh, this one?
Yah, start the engine
Pull the clutch in, the D one
Release the parking brake, push the gas pedal, hold the volant and go straight forward
Can you be more specific?
No, that's it
To the right, right
Then to the left
Can you just follow the straight line?
I know
It looks simple
Ey, ey, An Ziyan, there's a car over there
Just avoid it!
I... That.... The brake, the brake.......
Get out!
Are you blind? Do you know how to drive?
There's a scratch here, see?
Sorry, I'm still learning
On the main road?
Enough?
Next time be more careful, got it?
I'm so sorry....
Yo, Maiding, you look happy
Go back early?
Haizz, there is no wifi in my house
Everyday I had to go to the internet shop, my skin is darker now, don't you see?
I'd rather stay here
Stop disgusting me
Get ready, your An Ziyan is looking for you
Seem like someone is jealous with my happiness
I'm not that desperated. You stupid gay!
Say it again?
Eh! Sorry dude
Hey, you donkey
Eh! You're here
I made some food for us. Let's eat!
Not hungry
Ay, what are you doing?
SMS with my hubby, everyday I text and ask him if he loves me or not
If he doesn't reply, I'll keep asking 'till he answers
Haizz, you are so lucky!
When we started dating, my hubby usually told me that he loved me too
Now it seems like he doesn't even wanna talk about it
Sometimes I wonder if he still loves me or not
I don't think men can truly love somebody without telling that person about it
How'd you know?
Why not if you really love that person?
If he can't, then obviously he doesn't care about you enough
Just like when I see An Ziyan, all I wanna say is "I like you"
I only want him to know that
Don't you have your hubby?
That's another story. How can you not fall for someone like An Ziyan?
I know I have no chance with him in real life, only in my fantasy
But I heard that he's already had a girlfriend
It would be really great if An Ziyan loved me. He is such a cool guy!
Hey, what are you doing?
Hello?
Ah.... are you Bai Xiaosi?
I'm Maiding
It's you. What's wrong?
I just wanna know if An Ziyan did say he loved you before?
Of course, An Ziyan is such a romantic one!
He always said that when he was with me
He kept saying that till my face got flushed, how embarassing!
He usually held me tight and told me that he loved me
I was so so happy at that time
Uhm.... It's enough!
Thanks!
An Ziyan
I have a question
Do you love me?
Why are you laughing? I'm serious here
What kind of stupid question is that?
Is it difficult for you to say that with a man?
No
You liar! You could say that to Bai Xiaosi
When you guys were together, you treated her very sweet and gentle
How about me?
Just because I'm a guy, so you think I don't deserve to be treated that gentle?
Everyone say that if you love someone, you will say it out
But right now, I really can't feel it
Bai Xiaosi?
I just wanna feel your love to me
Not to Bai Xiaosi
Hey, come back here
Bai Xiaosi, what did you talk to him?
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
Get closer to the wall
(I love you)
It's me
No locking, come in
Not finished yet?
Hey, An Ziyan
You have no closed friend, right?
It's understandable for an unsociable guy like you to have no friends
But why I'm so friendly like this, still no one wants to be friend with me?
Maybe God doesn't like me
You don't need to have friends
Only me is enough
Hey, my clothes are wet
What's this?
What do you want for lunch?
It's up to you
Last time I came here I saw a market nearby
How about we're going now? I'll make lunch for you
Why me?
Why not?
You have problem with that?
Come on, it'd be safer if you come with me
Why would it be safer?
You slept with me and now you wanna run off?
So troubling
Let's go, go go...
An Ziyan, your phone is ringing
Answer then
Uh
Hello?
Hi, An Ziyan
Your mom asked me to send you some things
I'm coming to your house right now. Just a few more minutes ok?
Later I still have to come to the hospital for the prenatal visit
See you then
I....
Your pregnant aunt called, she said your mom sent you something. She's coming now
Uh
Shoud I leave?
Why?
Are you stupid?
Old people are usually outdated, if they ask about our relationship
what should I say?
Their thinking is very conservative
You think your thinking is not?
Open the door
An Ziyan
Eh, who are you?
Ziyan, who is that?
Him?
Uh
He is my...
I'm his housekeeper
What? Housekeeper?
Wow, your belly is that big. How many months pregnant are you?
What's wrong with your head, you four-eyed nerd
Where did you find this housekeeper?
You stupid!
An Ziyan
Be careful!
Your mom wanted me to sent you this. We're leaving now
Today your aunt here goes with me to the hospital for the check up too
Ok. Take care, auntie
Uh, bye bye
You go first, I have something to tell him
I'll walk you out
Ziyan ah...
I know this kind of housekeeper is cheaper
but it's the quality that is more important
Wise men said: You get what you pay for
If you wanna have a housekeeper, just tell me
I know a company that provide only professional housekeepers, isn't it better?
Auntie, I really appreciate your suggestion
Auntie Hong is waiting for you
You shouldn't let her wait
About him?
He's already mine. Cannot return.
Yours?
Don't understand what you are saying
I'm leaving now.
Still no idea what kind of housekeeper is this...
Take care, auntie
Why are you laughing? Was it funny?
Sit down
This one?
This one then?
How about this?
This? Ok, this film
If you wanna sleep, then go back to bed
I'm not sleeping
I'm watching the movie now
Why did you steal a kiss from me?
I didn't, I'm watching TV right now
An Ziyan, get up, someone is knocking on the door
Then open it up yourself
Zyan, still sleeping?
Where is Xiaosi?
Xiaosi? She is history
I'm Zhou Ge. This is my girlfriend, Ellen.
My name is Maiding
He is...
You have to ask?
So normal, not suitable with your taste
Can you guys not saying those kind of stuff in front of me?
Quite bitchy too
Hey, hey, where are you going?
Take a bath
And just leave me here with those two?
Did we say anything wrong?
Xiao Ge, my heart is broken
Let me heal it then
Hey, joking like that one more time I'll kick your ass out
Is that her?
So good....
Can you show me one more clip of her?
No no, it's enough
Get out of my way
I'm bored. What are you doing?
Writing the report
Why now?
Deadline is tomorrow. Don't you have to submit it too?
Damn it!
I forgot
I'll go and get my paper too
Wanna see the clip?
It's ok, he is not interested
Eh, you are looking for something?
My paper
See you guys like this, I have to say something
Classmates, we are all students now
Can you do anything more responsible?
Keep watching this is not good. You should do something else better
For example: travelling, going to the library, studying in group.... right?
Just go away, you troublesome
Fuck off
Haizz, Li Ming is watching porn again in his room
It's normal for a guy to watch porn
What do you mean?
I haven't watched any porn yet, still my life is very good
Really? Don't lie to me
What the hell? Why should I lie to you?
I can live healthy by only masturbating
Your techniques in bed are really good
It means in the past you watched porn a lot, right?
Didn't you feel good too?
What did you write in the report? Can I see it?
No
Why so mean? Just copy a little
It won't cause any harm
It's not right
Not right?
Aren't we a couple now?
Don't use that as an excuse
Excuse what? It's true that we are a cute couple, isn't it?
Unless...
Unless what?
I won't spend another 1 month doing the house chores for you
Wearing sexy uniforms with tights like girls is obviously impossible
Singing. Sing a song for me then
Sing a song?
Are you kidding me?
I like Chinese songs, you only listen to English songs
Our style is totally different
Just let me copy your report
You really need to do this?
Ok
I sing then you will let me take it?
Uhm
Ok, no problem
Don't look at me, it makes me nervous
Maisu, B-BOX. ARE YOU READY come on, it's SHOW TIME BABY
Here are all the luggages I carry....
It's wrong, so wrong... I'll sing another one
The white horse... $%&/()€@ T.T
Take it
I already said that I can't sing
Yeah, you can't
Can you give me some real comfort?
Ok, you definitely can't sing
Hey An Ziyan
Huh?
Christmas is coming
I want my present to be all the good-qualified sci-fi DVDs from the past to now
I am not Santa Claus
Can't you prepare something for me this time?
No
I have to go home on Christmas
Can you stay with me?
No
You really cannot stay here with me?
I'm busy
I still neither have found
nor have reached to it
Christmas is the most favorite time of mine
The atmosphere is already there so you don't have to prepare much
I can feel the whole warmful feeling just by hearing its name
It's just sad that An Ziyan could not be here with me
Your smiling eyes are looking on the other side of the bridge
My destination is you
but still I can't reach it
When you are with me
it feels like a slight breath of wind is coming
This missing feeling tastes like a bitter pill that I can't swallow
Every minute every second
I could neither find nor reach it
The bright future that you've always said
I want nothing, don't you understand that?
I only need you by my side
I want to see, I have to find them
All sweet loves that you once told me
I will lean on those memories and protect them carefully
Won't let go even the smallest one, hope you can understand that....
Looking for me?
Am I imagining now?
You stupid fool
You really came back?
What is that smell? Did you just eat something?
Go home and get your clothes change
Ok, let's go and celebrate our Christmas together
Here, your Chritsmas present
What's this? Wang ba (a turtle/asshole)?
Wang ba? This is a black turtle lamp
Put your stupid lamp somewhere else, it hurts my eyes
You are so cold-hearted
They are all the same
Go to my room and get the laptop
Why me? I'm not your servant
Go or not?
Stop pretending, you are definitely my Santa Claus
Do you think it's funny if I am old and fat like him?
Then you are Doraemon
Make dinner now, stop saying nonsense things
I can't help myself, so emotional here
This is the best Christmas present I have ever had
So you didn't stay with your family on Chritsmas day?
Am I being too selfish?
We are in a relationship now, yet still I am so greedy like this
I will give you anything you want
including me and everything I have
Hey, what do you want now?
I still have dinner to make, remember?
Hey, eh, what're you doing?
Enjoying my Chritsmas present
What are you guys doing?
I'll give you one minute, put all your clothes on
Who is she?
My sister
Your sister?
Not good at all, I'm leaving
Wanna run? Not that easy
Hey, don't you have anything to explain?
Explain what? You saw it all
He is a man
Of course I know he is a man
I don't know what trick you play to seduce him
Don't even think you can touch your hand in our money
I don't care how you judge me
just don't insult my feelings
Bullshit, what kind of fucking feeling can two guys have for each other?
Don't make me angry
You got angry with me just because of this little bastard
I am your big sister, who the hell is he?
Yelling again
Stop overreacting, go home
Don't you afraid I am going to tell mom and dad?
Then save my time
You...
It's late, I'm taking you home
I'll never let you be with my brother
Wait for me
You came back?
Waited long?
We still haven't had dinner
I'll cook something for you
Sometime there are things you shouldn't remember
I know, I didn't get angry with your sister
I'm a man, I don't mind what she said
I'm just worry that she may try to separate us
She doesn't have the guts for that. Now go cooking something
Get up, you're late
Don't hurry me
I had a wet dream last night, now I feel very sleepy
Can you check attendance for me? I'm not going today
Whatever, but get up now, your breakfast is here
What's wrong?
Nothing, everything is fine
Don't lie to me, Maiding
My eyes are very special, you know?
They can see through all the lies you are saying
When I was at An Ziyan's house, his sister came
She found out about us
I could feel her hate towards me very clearly
I don't know how to face her later on
I only know that I feel very tiresome now
That's it!
So what? You feel frustrated already?
You should know that when you choose this love
in the future there will be more people who will try to separate you guys, not only her
No matter whose side that person comes from
if you think you can't handle it, then you guys should break up for good
Love is bittersweet. You can't just taste all the sweetness without experiencing bitter flavor
Such easy things like that do not exist in this real world. Grow up dude!
I understood
Ok
I'm heading to the class. Get up know. I'm going first
Go, go, go away. I'll be there later
No more lazy, get out of bed!
All right, I'll be there soon. Go ahead!
Ziyan: Any period this afternoon? Me: Only 1, what for? Ziyan: Meet me at home, wanna say something. Me: Ok
An Ziyan
Playing hide and seek? What a childish guy!
It's you?
Who else if not me?
You are Maiding, right?
Don't be afraid
Last time I treated you bad because I wasn't thinking clearly
But not anymore
Do you think I'm beautiful?
You are
How about this?
You are... a bottom, right?
I guess you never did it with women, is it?
Ah, I forgot to tell you
I do Judo
What are you doing? I don't wanna do this with you
Really?
Damn it? Can you stop now?
Don't lie!
I don't believe that you didn't feel anything
Hey, An Ziyan, where's is Maiding?
Maiding?
Didn't he said he came to meet you at your house? Why are you here?
How weird!
What's wrong? Still no react over there? Not bad at all
You don't have to worry. An Ziyan won't come home soon
What are you trying to do actually?
I just want my brother back
But I didn't steal him from anyone
You still don't fucking get it? There is no such thing as feelings between two guys
You don't mind what others think about you two
but I do, and I feel ashamed for my brother too.
He and Bai Xiaosi are truly suitable for each other, everybody is jealous with them
If people know about this, it'll be a disgrace to my family
Why are you here?
Don't you see we are having fun now?
It's not what you think
So what? You saw it already. You can do whatever you want now
Let me off
You still wanna protect him?
What do you really want?
You ask me? Didn't you know the answer?
I only know that you two can't be together
It's not your bussiness
I warn you. Do not touch him again, or else I will not let you go easily like this
I really didn't do anything to her
Who said you did?
An Suo said, Bai Xiaosi and you are the only true couple, everyone can see that
I'm just the one who stole that happiness away from you
To be in love with a man is really painful
You should understand that
you are the one who give me my happiness
not stealing it away
I don't care how painful it is to fall in love with a man
I only know that
even you are a man, I still love you
How can you let a girl bully you like that?
Don't touch me, you cold-hearted bastard
Crying too?
I'm not crying
It's not crying
Really?
It's just your sister is so evil
She can be evil, but she's still a girl
An Ziyan, you are really a heartless jerk
Maiding
Why are you here?
If you guys still be together, I won't let this end easy
You don't need to do this
I think I've already said it clear and loud
Furthermore, don't you think he may get tired of you one day, and dump you for another girl?
It's just lust. Do you think how long can it last?
An Suo, you don't understand my love for An Ziyan
Even if it's just lust or he only wanna plays around, I don't mind
as long as he likes me, wants to be with me, then I am satisfied with that.
On the other side, all my hopes now go for him
That is the true meaning of love
How can you be so stubborn?
Please, do not interfere with our love
No way
Maiding
The winter break is starting tomorrow. Wanna hang out with us tonight?
Why do I have to spend my last day here with you guys?
Haizz, seems like to you friends are no more a piece of tissue, only helpful when you have trouble with your lovelife
It's good that you know your role well
You sound more and more cruel, just like An Ziyan, you little slutty bastard
Still not finished yet?
You have problem with that?
You guys have a lot of couple items, huh?
Do you need help?
No need to, I can do it myself
An Ziyan
Hey, today is our last day here. Go out with me tonight, ok?
Why? You will die tomorrow?
Shit, New Year's holiday is coming. Don't say such unfortunate thing like that
You know we'll have a winter break tomorrow
Do not lie! I know that you gonna miss me.
That's not what you need to worry about
How about... going for a walk with me? I have lots of things to buy
Eh, heyyy......
Go with me this time only
No way
Why don't you for once hang out with me like a normal couple?
Just think of it as your red envelope for me
Eh, stop thinking, let's go!!
How can you know I like drinking coffee without sugar?
Did you secretly do some investigation?
Don't try to put yourself forward
Then how can you know? Tell me
Why should I?
You don't say, I will sing out loud in here
Then the one who gets embarrassed will be only you
But if you keep saying vaguely like this,
I can't spend my New Year's holiday in peace.
Tell me please, think of it as another red envelope too
You're asking for way too much red envelope
Who doesn't like to have more?
Think again then
I am Maiding, male, single
17 years old, height: 1m88
Do you think I'm blind?
Eh, I'm a Gemini, parents still alive, hate cilantro
love caffee without sugar
hate bitter melon because it's bitter
and is very uncomfortable to eat
I am very optimistic, have strong will
My biggest dream is to become rich in one night
That time I already introduced myself, but you haven't
Now it's your turn
Are you crazy? As if we just knew each other yesterday
You don't wanna talk... then I will do it for you
You, An Ziyan, male, single, 20 years old
Height: 1m83, has a very rich family and a very mischievous sister
Don't like smiling, except when sneering at somebody
Don't like hanging out, bread and sweet cake
Don't like cheesy love talk, don't like a lot of things in general
Your personality is very really extremely bad
Like listening to music, paying for other's meal and especially...
....Maiding
You are really as bold as brass
Do you need to say that to your boyfriend?
I'm a cold-hearted guy, anyway
Huahai, my friend
Hello? Still remember to call me?
About the class reunion...if Guanzhu comes then I won't go
Why?
That guy! He is my buddy, yet he dared to steal my client
One day he might steal my business too
Xiao Ding, you tell him if he comes then I won't or vice versa. That's it!
Hello?
An Ziyan
is it because I'm still a student, that's why I can't understand how complicated this world is!
They used to be best friends, now they don't even want to see each other's face
There are lots of bad guys, who only survive by stepping on others to go ahead
Don't waste your time on those nonsense things
Just staying by my side, and live our own life peacefully
Then how about we run away to an isolated place?
An isolated place?
Uh
Like Robinson living alone on an inhabited island, really??
An Ziyan, can you guest what is it?
My driving license, from now on I can drive you to anywhere
Maiding, did you remember what you said to me?
You said you are 18 years old
Hey, Maiding, come here, I wanna ask you something
What's wrong, dad?
When will you gonna have a girlfriend, huh?
What's with that silly smile? I'm asking you now
I'm still thinking about it, dad
Huh? Still need to think?
Look at Xiao Zhao next door, she's the same age as yours, already engaged. She's going to marry next year
Dad, why so hurry? I'm not only young, but also still a student
Studying is not as important as having your own family
Don't force me, or else I will bring a boyfriend home
Look at your face, girls don't even want you, let alone boys
You really think you're that attracted to those boys?
What's wrong with me? Am I not good enough?
If one day I have a boyfriend for real, then do not regret with what you just said today, dad
What's that? Lost faith in yourself already?
Can't find a girlfriend and you think of looking for a boyfriend now? Wanna enter a blind alley?
Your dad just want to have a grandson
If you could bear a child, then it'd be no problem even that person was a boy, girl, gay or lesbian
Ah, mom, what do you think about this person?
Who is that movie star? I haven't seen him on TV yet
This is one of my friend that I met at the dorm. We are very close now
Then Jingcheng Wu was my first love, too
What do you mean?
Don't beat around the bush. You are free anyway, we will set a blind date up for you
A blind date? Really dad?
Why not? It's a hot trend nowadays
We arranged everything for you.
Tomorrow morning, the coffee shop nearby. Don't think of running away
Ok, I'll go. But only this time, no more setup date like this, ok?
That girl is very good. I think you guys can work it out. I agree with you.
Watch the soup for me. Maybe it's your aunt, she said she would bring some stuffs for us.
Good evening, are you Maiding's older sister?
I'm looking for Maiding
What a smooth-talker. I'm his mother, not his older sister
How can? You look just as young as my big sister
Why are you here?
What kind of attitude is that? You have no manner at all
Your stuff
Oh, thanks
Classmate, you can leave now
Sorry, handsome boy
It's ok, I also had some business here, so I gave Maiding a ride home too
but he recklessly forgot his stuff in my car
Am I interrupting something?
Ah, no, no, absolutely not
Normally Maiding is very well-behaved
But tomorrow he will have a date, maybe that's why he looks quite nervous
Oh?
Dingding is not as good-looking as you, so his dad and I have to help him setting a date up.
The girl is very good, and Maiding also agreed to meet her, so he may be nervous because of that
Really?
Really what?
Stay here and have dinner with us, ok?
No, thanks. I still have things to do
Classmate, go outside for a minute
I'm leaving now, auntie
Come over here when you have free time
I know
GO NOW!!!
An Ziyan, let me explain. It's not what you think it is
I wanted to call you after dinner, I didn't know that you would come to my house
I just wanna know, is it true that you agree with your parents to go for that date?
I did, but only to calm my parents down
You wanna do this for the rest of your life?
My parents are different than yours. I need more time
How long then?
How can I know?
Don't go, listen to me please
I only wanna stay by your side
But I really need more time, my parents are very conservative
If they find out about us, and I have to choose between you and my family, I don't think I can handle it now
Love and family are equally important to me, I can't live without both of them
It's up to you, but you cannot go to that blind date
But....
No but
Between me and that 'blind date', you can only choose 1
I choose you
That will always be my answer, as long as it's you
I'm going home now
Open the door!
Yesterday you agreed to go, now you wanna retract? Too late
So what? I told you I'm not going
If you don't go, don't dream of having a peaceful holiday with us
Open it!!!
Hello, An Ziyan, my dad gets mad, he is threatening me...
...that I won't have a peaceful holiday if I don't go
Are you calling someone?
Maybe I should go to that date
Open the door!!!
Dingding, open the door, or else I will get angry, really.
I had a girlfriend already
Don't fool me!
You don't wanna meet her and think just telling a lie is enough? How can I trust you?
It's true! Why would I lie to you guys?
Yesterday you said you didn't have one
It's because I didn't think it was the right time to talk about it
You guys force me so much. That's why I tell you the truth now
Show me her picture
I have no pictures
You have pictures of that handsome boy, but not your girlfriend? You think I'm stupid?
She doesn't like taking pictures
Call her now, I wanna talk to her
Then you can stay at home, or else get out and go to see that girl now.
Ok
Hello? What's wrong? What did An Ziyan do to you?
Honey ah, what are you doing? Get out of bed already?
My mom wants to talk to you, say hello to my mom, ok?
Hello, you are Maiding's girlfriend?
Hello auntie, it's so sudden that you wanna talk to me, I haven't prepared anything yet
I don't think Maiding will tell you guys about me this early
So it's true, I thought Maiding was trying to fool me
If we didn't force him, he wouldn't tell us that he had a girlfriend
How long have you guys known each other?
Ohm... it started last winter
It was a winter night, my coat got wet and I was very cold
Then Maimai showed up and lent me his coat
At that moment I realized he was the one I was looking for
I didn't know Maiding could be so gentle like that
This New Year's Holiday you should come to our house, we want to meet you
Auntie.... on New Year's Holiday I also have to stay with my grandparents
How about I will come to see you guys later?
I heard Maiding said that his mother is very beautiful
Oh, don't believe him. It's good that you wanna stay with your family
Ok, I'm hanging up now
Good bye
You believe in me now?
You have a girlfriend, yet you said nothing about it. You made us so worry.
Thank you
It's not enough. You owe me a favor now
What?
Call you to say that I'm not going to the blind date today, see?
I know
How can you know?
As if you had guts to go
What do you mean by having guts or not?
I did it because I respect you. The most important thing in love is respect, don't you know?
How can you have no idea about such a basic thing like that!
What are you doing? Seems like you're losing breath
Are you...doing that?
Do my ass
Ai ya, just kidding. You have absolutely no sense of humor
Hey, can you go online now?
Why?
Open the webcam, I wanna chat with you
Don't wanna
But... I want to see you
I don't want to see you
What's wrong with you?
How about this
when you are free, open the webcam
put your laptop in the middle of the living room, so that I can see you
I'm bored now.....
Can you spoil me sometimes?
Did I treat you badly before?
Always!
Are you reading books or watching TV?
Your coffee is getting cold, don't you see?
You haven't turn off the light in the kitchen yet
He turned off the webcam
What now? Miss me already?
Tomorrow I'll pick you up
Why?
Bai Xiaosi has come back
Haiz, why did we come so early? I'm so tired
Here she is
Ex-hubby
So your conscience still exist, huh? Come here to pick me up
Get off
Miss meee?
Just speak normally
Oh, he's really cute, ex-hubby
Your taste is still very good, not bad at all
Stop what you are doing
So? Jealous?
My heroine, welcome back
I'm hungry, let's eat
The old restaurant?
Let me tell you this , Maimai
The food in that restaurant is very delicious
I will never invite a stranger to such a place
Really?
I rarely go outside to eat, only stay at home and cook for myself
You know how to cook?
Yes
An Ziyan doesn't know how to cook
Hey, get in the car now
Later, after a series of questions of mine
An Ziyan finally revealed that his parents had a very good relationship with Bai Xiaosi's parents
That's why their parents tried to pair them with one another
They were tired of being bothered by them
plus, An Ziyan didn't find Bai Xiaosi so trouble
and Bai Xiaosi thought An Ziyan was quite good-looking
Finally, they created a special relationship
It wasn't love, really, but still the feelings for the other was there
Yo, you all come back. It's been a long time, been a long time...
I left the country to study abroad
Now I'm back and the first place I go is your restaurant. Am I a good customer?
Yes, you are. Looking at you two I know that our An Ziyan is having a sweet life now, isn't it?
You're really out of date
An Ziyan is now my ex-hubby
This guy is the new one now
Ha, Miss Bai, you are so funny!
Uhm... but they look good together too
The food are ready. I'll bring them out. Please, help yourself!
It tastes really good
Are you stupid?
You are so rustic
Ah, An Ziyan, your parents called me and told me to visit them at their house
So you haven't told them about this?
I'm telling you now, I don't wanna play the 'girlfriend' role anymore
We should keep this in secret first, both of us are still students anyway
And I don't think now is the right time to tell them about us too
We should keep it like this for a while, the latter the better
Sooner or later, they'll find out anyway. And it's normal for a guy to fuck another guy now
Can you say something more delicate?
We are just two normal guys who love each other
and you are a girl too.
Why are you so embarrassed?
Don't say that you guys... haven't fucked each other yet?
Why the hell are you keep saying 'fuck' and 'fuck'?
'Fuck' is not a word that a girl like you should say
It sounds so dirty
Maiding
Huh??
An Ziyan, I'm hungry....
I'm really hungry, An Ziyan....
Waiter!
Hey, I'm coming....
Serve the food now, please
Ok, ok
Serve the food to our customer now
Hey, we're here
Get up
It's morning already
Why didn't you wake me up?
What am I going to tell my parents?
I'm so stupid, how could you be so reckless like this?
Hey, what do you want?
Anything can be negotiated
With you? Don't think so
Ok ok, enough. I'm begging you, grandpa
Then say some sweet things instead
What do you want me to say?
So it's a no?
I was wrong, wrong, I was completely wrong. Spare me, I'm begging you
Enough, enough now?
Not enough
It's broken
Get out
Uh, later I will write to you a forgiveness letter
Finish and send it to my email
You asshole
What did you just say?
I said I love you so so much, muahhh....
Where did you go last night? What did you do?
I...uhm... I
I, I what?
Why are you holding your pants?
The zipper is broken
Look at your weird stupid face
Go, tell me everything now
Ah, mom, let me go....
Hello, I finished it. I will read it now, ok?
Because I, Maiding, was disrepectful to An Ziyan, that's why we had a serious fight with each other
It was my fault
Thanks to the strict discipline and a very tender method of enlightenment from An Ziyan
I finally understood what my mistake was: I didn't treat my boyfriend good enough
I realize now that An Ziyan is always right
Even when he is wrong, he is still always right
My responsibility is neither giving complaints nor yelling at him,
all I need to do is to love him and listen to what he said
It took me hours to write this long, don't be harsh on me
Uh huh. I gave you attitude, so what?
Come here if you can. I'm at home now
What? Beat me? Ok ok
Come on, fucking beat me now
How good you are, Maiding!
You said you went to your house's friend last night
If that handsome boy didn't call me and told me you were hanging out with bad people,
drinking alcohol till the morning, I'd still believe everything you had said
You think you're an adult now so you can lie to me?
Ha, I will beat the shit out of you
No no, mom, let me explain, please. It's not like what you think......
Hey, borrowing other's hand
to take a revenge for you, is that what you call a real man?
That wasn't revenge, but a descipline
You... what kind of discipline was that?
Learn how to respect your man
I won't be in Beijing for 2 days
coming to my grandpa's house for New Year Holiday
When will you come back?
Don't know yet
Remember to miss me, ok?
Idiot
Hello?
Not again?
Who was that?
None of your business
Xiaosi has come back, why are you still hanging out with that guy?
Grandpa is sick now
What if he know about you two?
Xaio Xi has called today, she said that she would never come to our house again
Did you do something to make her sad?
I'm talking to you right now, what the hell is that attitude?
I really don't understand you
What's good about Maiding?
What's not good about Xiaosi?
Are you blind?
You should know when to talk and when not to
I am your big sister
It's my business, stay out of it and stop saying bullshit
You finally call me, huh?
Is everything ok?
I'm envy with you, you can stay with your grandparents on New Year Holiday
I'm not that lucky
If you miss me, you can come here
Bullshit, who wanna celebrate New Year's Eve with you?
Ah, when will you come back?
What's wrong?
I miss you a little bit, but don't have your hope up, just a little bit
without you my life is still fabulous as always
Uh
Uh what?
Happy New Year, An Ziyan
Maiding
Huh?
You must know that...
I love you
Eh? Where is An Ziyan?
Didn't he go with you?
I don't know
You don't know then who knows?
Or did he dump you already?
It was only a short holiday
Bullshit, if you don't believe me I will call him right now
Ok, call him now
Hello, An Ziyan
Ok
I believe now
It's true, you have to believe me
Yes yes I do now
Ah, I almost totally forgot
How can I say... ah... A pretty girl is looking for you downstairs
A pretty girl?
Yeah, a pretty one. You should go now, go go
You are looking for me?
Uhm... This place is quite crowded. How about we find somewhere more private to talk?
Ok
This way
You can talk to me now
You are Maiding, right?
Yes, how do you know?
My name is Zhu Li, same class with An Ziyan
You don't know me, but I know you
I know about you and An Ziyan
So what?
You really have no shame
I just wanna say...
...stay away from An Ziyan
Who do you think you are?
Who am I? At least I'm a girl
Look at yourself. You are just a normal guy
Did you ever do anything for him?
Because of An Ziyan, I decided to lose weight to be this skinny
It was not easy at all, yet you stole him away from me
Then just do it, if you can
Quite confident!
You should prepare yourself
An Ziyan is mine
Isn't it too soon to say that?
Then let's wait and see
Thank you
Mai Mai, I'm here to say goodbye to you
I'm going back to America
Why don't you stay here?
I don't like being controlled by others. The longer I stay here, the more annoyed I get
Ah... Xiaosi
Do you know what happened to An Ziyan recently?
I knew that fool would say nothing to you about this
So you really knew?
His grandpa is in the hospital now
These past few days he's always been in the hospital
His parents are always busy, grandpa is the only one who takes care of him
This is serious, yet he hasn't told me anything
Only now you tell me that I know
Don't think like that
I know him, he didn't tell you because he didn't want to make you worry
But it only makes me feel more worried
You guys are two different people, of course your point of views in the same thing are different too
An Ziyan is An Ziyan, you are who you are
He doesn't want to make you worry, you don't want him to keep things from you
Can you guys once step into each other shoes to understand the other better?
Please, don't blame it on him
Mai Mai
I gave An Ziyan to you
You must love him well, treat him good
Even the whole world doesn't accept you guys
I, Bai Xiaosi, will always stay by your side
Ok, it's late, I have to go now
When you have time, call me ok?
Bye bye
Hey, Maiding, you're back?
Tonight I'm going to have dinner with some pretty girls
Go with me this time, ok?
Don't just stay here and whiny about An Ziyan like an old widow
I'm not going
You gay!
I only ask you because I know you won't pay any attention to those girl
You knew me, right?
You evil bastard!!
How can I waste such a good chance like this?
Let's go! We haven't gone out with each other for a while anyway
It's my treat
Go go go, come on
Don't drag me, I'll go myself
Come on...
Remember that it's your treat!!
Li Ming, didn't you said there will be lots of people here?
Why only you have a girlfriend and I'm not?
Say no more. I am very disappointed now
No one showed up
It's late now
How about we find a hotel room?
I don't know
Maiding is very drunk right now. I can't just let him sleep there like that
Who said to ignore him? Just find a hotel room for him
We still can go back to the dorm early in the morning
You don't want to sleep with me?
By the way, today is your last chance, you know
Ok
Then I'll wait for you outside
Maiding
Let's go, let's go
Why are you so heavy?!...
Why are you so damn heavy like this, huh???
So damn heavy...
Here...
You threw up all over your clothes
Hey, take it off
Up
Up, a little bit more
Bye bye
Maiding
#After breaking up, only lonely nights awaited me#
#While the tik tok sound is the accompany of my memories#
#There used to be your gentle voice on the phone#
#Now the only reply I get is this cold atmosphere#
#Oh give you all my heart#
#please don't throw it away#
#Keep saying love you love you love you love you#
#is that enough to make you stay?#
#Oh can't forget you#
#why did you leave me here in loneliness?#
#Keep saying love you love you love you love you#
#but you don't even wanna hear it#
#Your arms used to be my warmest, most familiar place#
#Now who is that person sleeping soundly beside your chest?#
#Your promises used to be the sweetness that I couldn't resist#
#Now they are like sharp knife cutting deep inside my heart#
#Oh give you all my heart#
#please don't throw it away#
#Keep saying love you love you love you love you#
#is that enough to make you stay?#
#Oh can't forget you#
#why did you leave me here in loneliness?#
#Keep saying love you love you love you love you#
#but you don't even wanna hear it#
#you don't even wanna hear it....#
Maiding, I am Zhu Li
I forgot to tell you, you were late
Last night I already sent those pictures to An Ziyan
You...
*My memory, my last memory of you*
*Is your shadow that walking slowly away*
*Then you are gone, gone with no trace left*
*And I fell apart, crying uncontrollably*
*Hate you hate you*
*for everything we had in the past....*
Why are you so angry? Grandpa is much better now
You still have things to say?
An Ziyan, let me explain...
Fuck you, you can sleep with whoever you want, I don't fucking care
Calm down, brother
You don't believe me?
Song : Sleeping Alone ^3^ ~Sleeping while holding my loneliness~ wo bao zhe gu dan yi ge ren shui
~If we could meet again, I'd never give you up~ ru guo hai neng yu jian bu yao zai hou tui
~Don't know where you are now~ xiang ni hui zai na yi tiao jie
~what song you are playing, who you are having fun with....~ ting na duan yin le wen zhe shui de lian
~Getting drunk while keeping my lovesick for you~ wo bao zhe hui yi yi ge ren shui
~Don't wanna see those red eyes of mine~ bu yuan kan jian zi ji ku hong de shuang yan
~My heart is still there~ wo de xin hai liu zai li mian
~Love, it's so far away now~ ai que yue zou yue yuan o ...
~But that day, I fell for you~ wo ai ni na tian
zhen tou qing qing de qin wen wo de ce lian
Sorry, it's all my fault
I didn't know that girl and the bitch Zhu Li were trying to set you up
How about... I'll come and explain everything to An Ziyan?
Don't
He doesn't believe me, you gonna waste your time only
I just want him to stay away
Asshole, he even shouted right into my face
Never want to see him again
You can't blame everything on An Ziyan
If a man see those kind of photos and he has no problem with that, then he might doesn't truly love you at all
So now it's my fault you said?
It's my fault, my fault, Zhu Li's fault, too
How can you say that it's true love if you cannot come over such an obstacle?
It doesn't matter what obstacle it is,
this is a normal reaction of men
What if you saw a picture of An Ziyan with another girl?
It'd be a lie if you said you didn't get angry
Why don't you understand just a simple thing like that?
I don't care. Don't say anything
I have made my decision
I will never see An Ziyan again
You are...
It's you, mom
What are you doing here?
What's with that attitude?
Ah, so you are Maiding's mother
You are that roommate of Ding Ding?
Yes, it's me
Thanks for taking care of my son
You're welcome, auntie
Mom, what are you doing here?
I have a good new for you
We are leaving
Your dad got transfered to another place
I've talked to your head master and come here to sign in all papers
Mom, can I stay here?
No way, and let you live here alone by yourself?
The new university is close to our house and your dad's office too
You will live with us
Auntie, isn't it quite sudden? Can you give it some more thoughts?
This place is great
It's not a sudden decision, we have planned this for several months
I just want to surprise Ding Ding
Mom, I wanna go outside for a while
You little fool....
Hey, auntie, Maiding is back
Mom, I'm going to fill in the transfer form
Good, good, good
I'll help you pack things up
Mom, I finished the procedure
I will visit you often, it's not that far from here actually
Yes, not that far, it takes only 6 hours by bus
Quickly Ding Ding or we'll be late
I know
I don't have much to say
but take good care of yourself, ok?
I'm happy that I have you as my roommate
Don't be so chessy
Come on, I'll help you
Let's go
Uhm... I have something to say to you
That day I was the one who asked him to go out, we drunk a lot, later he was so drunk, I was the same
Then there was one girl who wanted to xxoo with me, we booked two hotel rooms, one for me, one for him
When I let him sleep there alone and came back to my room, that girl disappeared too
while that bitch Zhu Li sneaked into Maiding's room, being naked and took those pictures herself
They didn't do anything
She only sent those pictures to separate you guys
Then you got very angry with him, he was really sad so I decided to come here and tell you the truth
An Ziyan
We've known each other for a long time
I've waited for so long to finally stay here, asking you out
Can you accept me?
Who are you?
You really don't know who I am?
I've always admired you but you didn't even notice my existence
No problem anyway
I will make you remember me. I am Zhu Li
Zhu Li?
So you are that Zhu Li?
Do you have anything to say to me about Maiding?
I don't know what you are talking about
Really?
He's gone now, why keep mentioning about him?
I don't understand why you are in love with such a stupid nerdy weirdo like that?
Zhu Li, I warn you. Don't think that I dare not to touch you just because you are a girl
What's good about him?
I have waited for you for so long
Can't you pay more attention to me? Give me a chance to prove my love for you
You are not worth it
An Ziyan
Why it can't be me? Is my love for you that worthless?
Don't let me see you again
An Ziyan
Come back here
Don't go
I love you
Really love you
I'm willing to do anything, just for you....
Where will you run to now?
Let me go, put me down...
Got you. From now on you won't leave me anymore
Near the window-frame is standing quietly a small chrysanth
You silently look at me with your gentle eyes
Those deep feelings inside of me rise up once again
Maybe, it really means something special...
Stop, I don't wanna stay here with such a bad guy like you
Stop, I have enough
I did nothing wrong, but you didn't trust me
Do you understand my feeling?
Why don't you say nothing?
Ah, so now you know it's your fault? Did you know I was really upset?
What did you do at that time, huh?
What are you doing?
Be quiet! You'll never be alone anymore, I promise
Then you have to say sorry
Because you didn't trust me
It's because you let those girls overwhelm you so much
What does that mean?
You should ask yourself
Are you being sarcastic?
You can't blame it on me, it's just those girls are too evil
Really?
Ok ok, now we're not in the same university anymore
I don't even know when we can meet again
Long distance relationship is not good. And I don't wanna only listen to your voice in the phone everyday
Then how about we move in together?
Are you kidding me? Where?
Your house? Or mine?
It takes 4 hours by car, it'll be very troublesome, you know that
Then in the centre
But what should I tell my parents?
It's not my concern
This is our mutual decision
If it's not for your sincere suggestion, I'd never agree with this
Little boy, I just don't want to let you down
I only think of your dignity, you should know that
I only make a suggestion, you don't have to agree with me
How can you take your word back like that?
Could you keep the toilet paper back after you had already flushed it down?
Just kidding, why so serious?!!
Then about the rental, you take care of it, ok?
We both understand the meaning of love and regret
Love has to be very careful in its own way
What's wrong with you recently?
It's like you are going to die
Mom, my girlfriend wants to break up with me
Why is that?
She said now I moved to another place, we can't stay close together, she feels very upset
She said she couldn't stand being alone. The cold loneliness is killing her
But it can't be helped
I love her so so much, I can't live without her. I don't wanna live anymore, mom
Wanna die just because of a girl? Is it worth it?
Don't say stupid things like that. You make me worried
Let's talk first and find a solution together
She said if I don't wanna live with her, then just break up
I know you guys would say no, so....
Haizz, forget it. You guys should forget about this poor son
I wanna live no more
Why would we say no?
You are an adult now
You want to live with her? That's fine
We are not that old-fashioned
Really? Ah, you don't need to please me
Why not? We also want to have grandchildren now
If she's pregnant then let's marry her too.
About this...uh ah....
About this what?
Where will you two live?
Not far from here, and her relatives also help us with the rental
My studying is still normal as usual
So it's nothing to worry about
Why don't you say it earlier! Then we don't have to worry this much
So we're done with this, I'm going back to my room now
Still making us worried about him a lot...
How can? At the same time?
Idiot, let's go
What the hell?
There's nothing here, only some old furniture stuffs
Do you want me to sleep on this?
You stingy bastard
Buy anything you like then
Why didn't you give me this earlier? Then there would be no problem
Go, let's go shopping
Come on, go go go. Honey, muah muah taa....
How was it?
Look ok
Just OK??
To be honest, I like this place a lot
Is that so?
I like the atmosphere, the bus station and the supermarket also
But can be here with you is what I love the most
You deserve all of this
Ah, turn out you want to make it up to me
But all of these little things are not what I actually need
I'll give you everything you want
Really?
I want to have my own wardrobe
Ok
I want your car
Ok
I also want all of your love
Not so sure about this one
But you said I can have everything?
What'd you do if I said no?
What time is it?
1 o'clock?
It's late, it's late
Did I hit you?
You said?
It's your fault for laying your arm like that
It's your piggy head that laying on my arm, you little fool
What do you mean? You could withdraw your arm
Withdraw? You think I don't want to?
Not only I kicked you but I also slapped you several times, you still didn't react at all
How could you treat me like that? You bastard
Get out
Hey, get up, hey
Get up now
You go first
You lazy bastard, be careful or you'll fail all subjects this semester
Just fuck off
Classmate, I have something to show you
Come on
Quick
Come here, sit down
You want me to watch this?
Yeah, the film is really good, really!
Why should I watch this with you?
Cause.... you're my wife?
Stop kidding me!
What the hell are you crying for?
You don't know anything
2 people fall in love but can't live with each other
If they knew that they couldn't end up together, why still fell in love from the beginning?
and without keeping in touch for so many years.....
Why such a good film like this has a very sad ending?
If they couldn't handle the social pressure, why kept lingering for each other like that?
Great films always have sad ending, even if you like it or not
You really have no soul!
Haizz, ok, no more crying
Who said the ending is tragic by the way...
Didn't Ennis in the end finally admit his feeling for Jack?
Jack was dead, but not his love for Ennis
The body was gone, but true love still remained
I don't want them to die, they have to live forever with each other
You think you're Ang Lee?
Every rule has an exception
What if one day something happened to me, what would you do?
Of course I'll find another one to love
You bastard! Then I will find my own family with some kids too
Aunt Yuan next door can still get pregnant, you know?
Aunt Yuan?
You psycho!!
I've made up my mind
I know I can't live forever
so until that day comes... your love for me, I will use it all everyday
What? Waiting for me?
Let's play!
Hey, today I met a girl that I used to have a crush on
Really?
Uh
A'zi is much more beautiful now. Her legs and her breasts also.....
A'zi? Then where is Qiao Feng?
Hey, don't joke with people's name like that
An Ziyan, would you mind if A'zi and I started hanging out together again?
No!
You are so dull!
If we meet and somehow that dying spark is ignited again, then I'm not sure what will happen next...
You Tanzhi and A'zi, together what spark can they really ignite?
I'm not like that freak!
More exactly... I'm like Duan Yu
Why laughing? You're not serious at all!
I'm going to make dinner. Play alone!
(Bai Xiaosi)
Hello, why so early in the morning?
(Maiding, I'm so sorry)
What's wrong?
(An Ziyan and I are getting married)
What's up?
Why didn't you tell me that you would marry Bai Xiaosi?
Who told you that?
You still can't tell me the truth?
So you knew it
I don't think you would know this soon
So it's true?
Everything she said is true?
If she didn't tell me the truth, how long will you keep lying to me then?
But you know it now
So you knew everything from the beginning?
Only I am the stupid one here, who thought that we were so great, so good
But everything was just a liar
Uh
Bai Xiaosi is a good girl
Congratulate on you two
Come to collect your stuff when you have time. Bai Xiaosi is going to move in
Maiding, do not cry
I'm here to collect my things
That's mine!
Near the window-frame is standing quietly a small chrysanth
You silently look at me with your gentle eyes
Those deep feelings inside of me rise up once again
Maybe, it really means something special...
Loving you is not just a game
So please, can you be more honest?
Wanna be with you, despite all of the rumors
Still hoping that we can go on this road together...
I'm leaving now. Do you have anything to say?
No
One more thing
Happy April Fool's Day
An Ziyan, you son of a bitch
Bastard, asshole, you childish jerk
Give me back my tears
Cry again? You chessy fool
Hi, you are back?
What are you doing here?
Just came here to visit you guys
Could An Ziyan really 'do' that with his best friend's girlfriend too?
Talk bad things behind my back?
No way! I said it very loud and clear
Stop messing around!
Don't look!
If you're afraid I'll compare you with her, then just do the breast augmentation
That's right! Do as much as you can, then change your name to Mai-super-big-size too
But what the hell were you doing in my own room?
How naughty you are, Maiding!
Wondering about what others do, too. Do you want to hear more details about it?
An Ziyan, you see? They dare to do that in my movie room
What if his... his semen stains were on my sofa?
At least you don't dare to do it in my room
Fuck you, what are you saying?
Your room was really good, we were doing it while watching a movie, felt so great!!
AH! Enough enough, no more talking!!!
Ok ok, put your clothes on!
Don't need to show off, you're not that big anyway
I think it's ok!!
Where is your present?
A friend of mine bought it
Can you be more sincere?
It's Ellen's birthday and you ask someone else to buy the present
And you are the sincere one here with that Doraemon?
You know nothing. Girls nowadays like those things, you know
An Ziyan, do you know what day is June 22th ?
The attack on Pearl Harbour?
What are you talking about?
It's my birthday
Uh
Maiding
Don't embarrass me when we come in, remember?
Uh
Let's go
Long time no see
Hi, you came finally
Call me ok?
You are late. We are waiting here
I don't wanna ditch class just because of a birthday's party
What's so funny about studying?
I don't have time for an empty-headed guy like you
Ah, whose this mansion belongs to?
My mansion. My family runs an agricultural producing business
So basically just a farmer
Where is Ellen?
Happy birthday
Thanks
Ellen, happy birthday
An Ziyan
Don't touch me
You are still that scary, huh
You people should not flirt with him
Who is this one?
Don't you see his wifey is standing right beside?
Seems like you are not just a simple guy, right?
That's right
An Ziyan, when you're done with men, you can come to see me
My body is always available for you anytime
It's best for you to just keep your clothes on
Hello, my name is Hu Yun, best friend of Bai Xiaosi
I thought that if you left her, I might have a chance with you
Turn out I still come too late
Take care of yourself, ok
Hey, why are you sitting here?
It's better to be outside
No more crowd, no more silly music, and no more all those girls that are crazy for you
I have to say
Say what?
It's a perfect time to have a kiss now
What are you doing?
An Ziyan, Maiding, can you guys stay here tonight?
I can't handle this all by myself
We're like brothers, that's why I asked you to help me
Zhou Ge has already asked, I think we should stay
Ok
Maiding
You should go back first
Let's go for another drink
How about some wine?
No problem
Is it good to be with a man?
Don't talk bullshit
How was the feeling?
It makes me wince just to think of it
There are still lots of women out there to play with
Men too. But it's that person loves you or you love that one or not is really the matter
Don't pretend to be that naive
An Ziyan, I know you long enough to understand what kind of person you really are
This time I really mean it
It's always the same everytime
You're really lucky to meet a girl like Bai Xiaosi
If it wasn't her, Maiding definitely can't live peacefully
Who dare to touch him?
Yeah, no one
Your sister, Zhu Li, I guess there is really no one
Tell me the truth, An Ziyan. I've known you this long, both good and bad sides of yours...
...but still can't believe you really fell for a guy
Have you ever thought about your life later?
Later?
Later I guess there would be no difference
Give him the life he wants, always stay by his side
Maiding is very simple, just like a child!
You're really a good father!
Don't you mind about others?
I don't care about Maiding, but you're like my brother
You don't mind people will tell you that you're gay?
They can say whatever they want
I know what's good for me, what's not
It's enough!
You and Maiding have been together for a while
Are you guys really happy with this love?
Maiding is totally different from others
He is the type...
that always tell you straight forward what he loves or hates
If he likes something, he will...
he will not hide it away, always say things directly to me
Like ''I want this, that...''
Who says there is only love between man and woman?
Maiding and I...
It's real love!
Real?
The first time I heard that word from you
I don't care about others, too. If you're happy, then it's good for me
Don't worry about that
Maiding and I can also be as happy as you and Ellen
Finished already?
Uhm
It's been a long time since we went out together
I mean we haven't had any dates since then
Dating again?
"Dating again" what? We dated only one time
You forced me to do the bungee, it scared the shit out of me that time
Don't tell me you only want to have one date for the rest of your life?
Yeah, that's right
You men are all the same
You treat them so well when you are chasing someone, but after that it's completely opposite
You used to take care of me, carry me on the back, watch movie with me
I am still the same Maiding, but you have changed
I wasn't the one who followed you
It's only your imagination
It was you who said to use all the lottery winning money to buy my heart
You were the one who standing in front of my room, whining non-stop at midnight
What do you mean?
So now you blame all that on me?
Though being that fabulous, you still fell for me, didn't you?
Please, you fool. I only pitied you
Pity is also a kind of love
You've already stepped into my prison of love
Don't dream of escaping
Go away, I want to change
Stop moaning! I still have to fucking sleep here
So relieved, they're driving me crazy here
Then use your body to award me
IG@Boys_Love2
Hey, I wanna have a date tomorrow
It's up to you
Promise?
Then we will go to the zoo tomorrow
Ok, good night
Turn the light off
In the small village far away from over the mountain there is a cattle of alpacas
Maiding
Next time if you want to sing, please tell me first
Why?
So that I can kill them
You are the one who should go to die first
So annoying
They are cute
You see? It agrees with me too, right?
It seems like your camel loves...
What?
I think they look more like siblings
I mean he loves to be loved by others
What are you thinking? You dirty-mind weirdo
You are the weird one
An Ziyan, do you think we can wait till the day nobody will look down upon our love?
This love is very normal, just like others
But everywhere we go, there will be someone who always stares at us
Actually, they are admiring you
Still remember what I said before?
Even when you are a man, I still love you
A love that cannot easily escape from discrimination
A feeling that cannot simply get away from offensiveness
But only I know that
even when you are a man, I still love you
No locking, come in
Oh how I miss them!
Are you crazy?
The feelings of normal people, you cannot understand
I don't even wanna know
Ah, I wanna ask you
Why don't you live with other roommates?
Wanna be alone
I despise your type the most, have no social consciousness at all
Living alone is very boring
Getting your attention is definitely the biggest unfortunate thing in my life
When we just met, I knocked loudly on your door everyday
You must thought I was really annoying
It was stupidly fucking annoying
If you didn't say you were bi, I'd never care about your existence
Now it's hard to tell who is better
I'm coming to see Li Ming
Be a good boy, or else I'm going to castrate you
Li Ming, it's me
Maiding, I thought you forgot about me
I'm coming to visit you
You liar bastard
Anyway, you must treat me a meal today
I have no money
No money? Where is your God of Wealth?
Asshole
Ah, let me introduce you, this is my current roommate, Fa Yishu
He is my ex-roommate, Maiding
Hello
He is always like that
When he first came here, beside An Ziyan, he didn't talk to anyone, including me
What do you mean?
If I guess it right, he may has a crush on An Ziyan
His look to An Ziyan exactly like yours before
This is very important, how can you didn't say anything to me?
I'm just guessing, there is no proof yet
Does he know about me and An Ziyan?
Not with your allowance, man
You are really useless
Hey, why blame me?
It's because your hubby is so good-looking, you know
But don't worry
I don't think An Ziyan has any interest in him
How can you know? As if you had a proof
The next period is starting soon. Go or not?
Go
Maiding, don't you dare run away or I will kill you
Alright
Let's go
Shouldn't he leave now? What if he steals something here?
Maiding is my friend. It's quite rude to say such a thing.
It's ok, I'm also leaving now
Ok, let's go now
What time is it?
Still early
Can we go home late today?
Ok
I want to treat Li Ming dinner
But you have to pay
Wanna ask you this
Say it
Do you know Fa Yishu?
Who is Fa Yishu?
The new roommate of Li Ming
Oh?
Don't fall in love with him, ok?
Fall in love my ass
Of course I trust you
But if one day you lose your mind, get hit by a fan, or get kicked by a donkey then I'm not so sure...
I may 'love' you to death before that day can come, you little fool
Then how about you 'love' me to death right now?
Are you done?
You change clothes so fast. Finish this round and I'm done
I'm waiting here, man
Why so hurry? Wait for a moment
An Ziyan is waiting for you
Ok, let's go
What do you think about Li Ming?
Nothing
I think he is very kind, almost perfect
Then why don't you love him instead?
He and I? How can...
Let's go
Wanna go with us?
Ok
Are you guys going or not?
Let's go
Don't you remember that I hate scallops?
I forgot
You fool
I'm going to the bathroom. You know what to do, right?
Do what?
I'm going to the bathroom too
Why don't you follow him?
Follow who?
Following Fa Yishu
Why should I?
He is looking for An Ziyan
Really?
Just go, man
What's wrong?
What's your relationship with Maiding?
Do I need to tell you?
You don't need to say, I knew already
But you should know that I like you
Before I didn't know that you like men so I kept silent
Now it seems like I finally have a chance
Who said you can have a chance on me?
Men are all the same, I understand that
I don't ask much
He's not in our school, he doesn't need to know
I can keep this as a secret
About other things, I'm sure I can make you satisfied
Sorry, I don't like you
What a coincidence!
Coincidence my ass, go home
Let me say goodbye to Li Ming
Li Ming, we are going home first
Ok, bye bye
Bye bye
An Ziyan, let's have a trip together on 1 May
We had a date, now you want another trip?
Why did you say like it is some kind of responsibilities?
Loving you is really expensive
Hey, don't insult my love like that
Your love is only meant for me to insult
What is your choice finally?
You want me to die for you to live or....
I live of course!
So you go or not?
Ok, then go there
Sanya?
Sanya is not bad, I heard there is a duty-free supermarket there
I also wanna buy some stuffs
But will there be lots of people?
On that day it'll be very crowded anywhere anyway
Eh, An Ziyan
An Ziyan, you come back here, now!
Ba Na Naaaaaaaaaaa Ba Na Naaaaaa